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Cam


Head of Hufflepuff
Head of Hufflepuff
Post the best of "Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts"

- I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore". < LOL

I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.


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luv_edward_cullen


Head of Gryffindor
Head of Gryffindor
see my siggy...

those and
-I cannot hadoken anything into oblivion
-"Y'all check this s*** out" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell


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theravenchilde


Ravenclaw Student
Ravenclaw Student
Do not attempt to blow up Hogwarts toilets for any purpose
Even if the purpose is to send your sister a toilet seat.
Do not magic Booger flavored Bertie Botts beans up people's noses.
And what ever you do Do not run around Snape, yelling "BOTHER" and poking him.


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Rain_is_liquid_Moonlight


Ravenclaw Student
Ravenclaw Student
I must not tease remus Lupin about his "Time of the Month"
Flitwick cannot get me an in with the Lollipop Guild


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Cam


Head of Hufflepuff
Head of Hufflepuff
Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.

Providing Engorgio charms to students that are... lacking... before the Winter Ball will make your Head of House most displeased.

"You might be a pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.


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mz.cullenn


Ravenclaw Student
Ravenclaw Student
- I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard' when sent to the Headmaster's office.
- Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
- Gryffindors courage does not come in bottles labeled 'Firewhisky'.
- I will stop asking the Athirmancy teacher what the sqare root of 1 is.
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class.
- Seamus Finnegan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'.
- I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

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MessrMoony2


Gryffindor Student
Gryffindor Student
*see my siggy*

-I will not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' on my way to the headmaster's office.
-Especially not with a band of house elves following you.
-And definitely not while those House elves have kazoos.

-I will not scare the Aritmancy students with my calculus book
-I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
-I will not scream 'There can only be one!' at the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil
-I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together to find out which House survives.
-I am not a Tribble Animagus.
-I do not weigh the same as a duck.
-42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s


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Starless*Eyes


Gryffindor Student
Gryffindor Student
I will not....


- under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

- give Lupin a flea collar for Christmas.

- ask Professor Flitwick if he has found that pot of gold yet.

- scare the first years and tell them that one kid from each house is sacrificed to Fluffy each year.

- refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

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Bella_Luna


Hufflepuff Student
Hufflepuff Student
I will not use the Invisibility cloak to spy on cute boys...

I will not set pixies free at the sorting ceremony.

I will not randomly appear behind people and shout "BOO" once I learn to apparate.

I will not use the broomsticks as toys, or to play "keep away" from first years.

I will not ask Snape if he can create a potion to make his hair less greasy.

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