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Cam

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Head of Hufflepuff
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Post the best of "Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts"

- I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore". < LOL

I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.


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luv_edward_cullen

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see my siggy...

those and
-I cannot hadoken anything into oblivion
-"Y'all check this s*** out" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell


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theravenchilde

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Do not attempt to blow up Hogwarts toilets for any purpose
Even if the purpose is to send your sister a toilet seat.
Do not magic Booger flavored Bertie Botts beans up people's noses.
And what ever you do Do not run around Snape, yelling "BOTHER" and poking him.

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Rain_is_liquid_Moonlight

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I must not tease remus Lupin about his "Time of the Month"
Flitwick cannot get me an in with the Lollipop Guild

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Cam

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Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.

Providing Engorgio charms to students that are... lacking... before the Winter Ball will make your Head of House most displeased.

"You might be a pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.


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mz.cullenn

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- I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard' when sent to the Headmaster's office.
- Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
- Gryffindors courage does not come in bottles labeled 'Firewhisky'.
- I will stop asking the Athirmancy teacher what the sqare root of 1 is.
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class.
- Seamus Finnegan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'.
- I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

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MessrMoony2

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*see my siggy*

-I will not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' on my way to the headmaster's office.
-Especially not with a band of house elves following you.
-And definitely not while those House elves have kazoos.

-I will not scare the Aritmancy students with my calculus book
-I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
-I will not scream 'There can only be one!' at the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil
-I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together to find out which House survives.
-I am not a Tribble Animagus.
-I do not weigh the same as a duck.
-42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s


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Starless*Eyes

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I will not....


- under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

- give Lupin a flea collar for Christmas.

- ask Professor Flitwick if he has found that pot of gold yet.

- scare the first years and tell them that one kid from each house is sacrificed to Fluffy each year.

- refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

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Bella_Luna

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I will not use the Invisibility cloak to spy on cute boys...

I will not set pixies free at the sorting ceremony.

I will not randomly appear behind people and shout "BOO" once I learn to apparate.

I will not use the broomsticks as toys, or to play "keep away" from first years.

I will not ask Snape if he can create a potion to make his hair less greasy.

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frostine skies

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I don't weigh the same as a duck
I will not tye-dye all the owls
I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class
Crucifixes don't ward off Slytherins, and I shouldn't test this.
I am not a vampire slayer and Lupin is not my watcher
I am not to tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights of Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have my friends/other people to call "Ni!" from various dirrections
I am not allowed to spank other people - eben if Draco liked it.
Also, Draco malfoy no longer requires a nanny, nor does he need tucking in and "a bit of a cuddle" at bedtime, not even if he insists he does and that his father has hired me to provide said service.

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CrystalHatter16

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Arriving on Privet Drive
I will not contradict Trelawney when she predicts Harry's death.
I will not make all the armor start singing "This is Halloween" on Halloween.
I will not confuse purebloods with the idea of the Internet.
I will not make Snape purple, nor make him wear a petticoat.
I will not keep Padfoot as a pet while everyone still thinks he is a murderer.
I will not change the Hogwarts Uniform.

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